A printed PVC card at the standard 86 x 54 mm, on a plain black lanyard. The front carries the facility's emblem; the back, the conditions of issue and the facility's address.
The card is issued at one grade, staff. Role: datasource. Headcount zero, access level none.
The card opens nothing. The facility has no doors that require one.
Every member of personnel is issued one, in case they are ever required on site. None has been.
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